Ahoy Crew,
ready for some fun facts about the Netherlands?
1. 🚲 There Are More Bicycles Than People!
That’s right — for every person in the Netherlands, there are more than one bike! Some Dutch people have two or even three! Bikes are like best friends here — and yes, dogs sometimes ride in baskets. Woof-woof, ring-ring!
2. 🌷 Tulips Aren’t From the Netherlands… But They’re Super Famous For Them!

Tulips actually came from Turkey, but the Dutch made them world-famous. In spring, entire fields turn into a rainbow of flowers. It’s like nature threw a paint party!
3. 🏠 Some Houses Lean Forward on Purpose
Many of Amsterdam’s tall houses look like they’re tipping over — but that’s by design! They lean forward to keep pulleys from smashing furniture into the walls during move-in day. Smart, right?
4. 🧀 The Dutch Love Cheese — A Lot
Say “cheese!” The Netherlands is one of the biggest cheese producers in the world. Ever tried Gouda or Edam? Captain PillowBelly says they’re perfect with a stroopwafel chaser.
5. 🌊 Much of the Netherlands Is Below Sea Level
If not for dykes (giant water walls), the country would be underwater — like an enormous swimming pool for cows! 🐄💦 But thanks to smart engineers, Dutch land stays dry and happy.
6. 💨 Windmills Are Superheroes in Disguise
Windmills aren’t just pretty — they used to pump water, grind grain, and even saw wood! Think of them as the strong, silent types who save the day with spinning sails.

7. 🩴 They Wear Wooden Shoes Called “Clogs”
Called klompen in Dutch, these wooden shoes were worn by farmers and workers to protect their feet. Captain PillowBelly tried a pair once… and tripped over his tail.
8. 🧁 Stroopwafels Are the Sweetest Invention Ever
Two thin waffles, squished together with caramel syrup in the middle. Warm them over your tea for maximum gooey-ness. Warning: One is never enough.

9. 🧭 The Dutch Love Maps and Exploration
The Netherlands is small, but Dutch sailors explored the whole world! That’s why Captain PillowBelly fits in so well — it’s a country full of curious adventurers like him!
See you tomorrow,
– Captain PillowBelly
